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Y-me   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 02:04:13

Here are some that you may already know (a thousand apologies) :

The famous lighthouse joke:

This is the transcript of the actual conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995 - radio conversation released by Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second biggest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change YOUR course 15 degrees north. That's one five degrees north, or counter measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.


Russel Peters: (immigrant dad joke)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=944745333336500347&q=indian+comedy&pl=true
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=russel+peters

Curry n Rice Gurl
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4532245984549289375&q=curry+and+rice+girl&time=10000&pl=true

USC desis on Spring break
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1130424883656787963&q=punjabi&pl=true

Good old Amby
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4114988594774572528&q=india+comedy&pl=true

Air India
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1163091897325210182&q=india+comedy&pl=true

Paul Varghese:
http://www.paulvarghese.com/videoclips.htm



:cheers:



Mishtar India   
Member since: Nov 03
Posts: 668
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 09:43:26

You are right ...these are really funny and after laughing thru thse one feels really light...thanks for posting the links .

i had seen some before but it was worth going thru these again .... i look forward to laughing at it again with my wife tonight.


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transmogrifier   
Member since: Aug 05
Posts: 408
Location: canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 12:43:27

Quote:
Originally posted by Y-me

Here are some that you may already know (a thousand apologies) :

:cheers:



That thousand apologies tukra reminding me of Surd in Mind Your Language!

Yehich khali thought bringing solid the smiles!

Arey, yaar, Woh Reader's Digest also tolding- laughter is best medicine.


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tamilkuravan   
Member since: Jun 05
Posts: 5775
Location: God's own country

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 12:46:10

Any idea where i can get to see mind your language serials in Canada. The last time i saw it was in 1981/82 and i would not mind watching it again. I am not sure if they still will be worth watching.
Any "Mind your language" fans/ guru's ?
TK


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morning_rain   
Member since: Feb 05
Posts: 1920
Location: British Columbia

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 13:39:56

Quote:
Originally posted by tamilkuravan

Any idea where i can get to see mind your language serials in Canada. The last time i saw it was in 1981/82 and i would not mind watching it again. I am not sure if they still will be worth watching.
Any "Mind your language" fans/ guru's ?
TK



Mind your language is hilarious !! Its one of the funniest serials I have ever seen.

Amazon.com has it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000AABLCG/103-1268936-4655841?v=glance&n=130

I've got a copy of the series ! (but im in vancouver) :p sorry!


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Mishtar India   
Member since: Nov 03
Posts: 668
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 13:47:56

You can get 4 seasons of Mind your language DVDs from any Toronto library. it could a few weeks to get to you though because many people have put holds on it.

http://hip.tpl.toronto.on.ca/ipac20/ipac.jsp?session=1G465918951X0.153785&menu=search&aspect=fugitive+facts&npp=25&ipp=20&spp=20&profile=rs&ri=1&source=%7E%21rs&index=AVTL&term=mind+your+language&aspect=fugitive+facts#focus

Enjoy !!


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Mishtar India   
Member since: Nov 03
Posts: 668
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-05-06 15:17:50

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5019095884438664451&q=friday+monday&pl=true

Didn't know even animals suffer from Friday-Monday syndrome.
Enjoy ( please excuse if this has been posted before)
:cheers:


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