Posted on: 09-11-07 18:27:52
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine . Lets find yours!!
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
" With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter ( Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
haha..awesome stuff 
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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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hey monk
thanq dear! nice jokes
prince
Quote:
Originally posted by monk
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine . Lets find yours!!
**********
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
**********
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
" With Idiot For Ever !!!"
**********
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
**********
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
**********
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter ( Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
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last one was great....tell me wat u wanna know
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Thank you so much monk
What is diff between stress, tension and panic
last one is really great ..>>> what do u wann to know ?
