Ok here is a sample of what is to come from The Star: If it smells good, open the link o/w refrain.

Might be right up some folks alley(straight from the alley?)

Everybody farts and as of yet no one has come up with a way to eliminate these noisy, odorous emissions

Jan 03, 2008 04:30 AM
Helen Branswell
CANADIAN PRESS

So you think your husband's a little too adept at playing the colonic calliope? Wish your sleep wasn't interrupted by a fusillade of flatulence?

Well, if you think you've taken up residence in Beantown but he insists his output is normal, you can both at least take heart from the fact that debates like yours are raging all over.

You both should know this as well: whether it takes the form of stealth bombers or noisy bottom burps, flatulence is a normal byproduct of the human body. Everybody farts, multiple times throughout the day and night.


http://www.thestar.com/living/article/290034

A coupla more jokes:

1.What is the most crookedest thing in the world?

A fart- You aim for the ground but you hit the nose.

2.Women don't fart. They only acquire assholes once they're married!