I wanted to start this thread because I always felt that the American office space is one of the funniest places around....and Scott Adams' Dilbert cartoons are not fiction but very close to the real thing..for more on Dilbert click here
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/

1) Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2) Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3) Those who work, get more work. Others get pay, perks, and
promotions.
4) Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person,
the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the
more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5) If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good,
you will get out of it.
6) When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.
7) It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've
done and what you are going to do.
8) A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the
butt.
9) Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
10) When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
11) Following the rules will not get the job done.
12) In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your
job.
13) In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you
know your job.
14) The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible
for everything that goes wrong.

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What can be imagined, can be achieved.

Here's the best one I've heard about an office.

"Its like a tree with monkeys on it. The monkeys at the top look down and all they see is smiling faces. The monkeys at the bottom look up and all they see is (8 letter unprintable word, 9 if you spell it the british way)"

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