These are a few of the really strange listings on http://www.shaadi.com/, a web
site where u can register yourself for free to look for your better
half. Just read and enjoy....


1) Hello To Viewers My Name is Somesha , I am single I don't have
>Famali, If any one want to married to me u can visit to my home. I am
>not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like
>me u welcome to my heart... when ever u want to meet pls visit my
>resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
>
> (uhh ??)
>
>2) I want very simple girl. From Brahmin educated family from orissa
>state. she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
>homework
>
>(Homework?)
>
>3) Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.
>She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which
>the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
>
>(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
>
>4) She should be good looking and should have a service. She Should
>have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
>
>
>(Isn't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
>
>5) I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
>I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
>I am looking for my dream girl who will love me more than I. Because I
>love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
>........ hold my hand forever !!!
>
> (The Dilwale Dulhaniya effect)
>
> 6) I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
>lucknow i am looking onegirl she careme and loveme lot lot lot
>
>(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
>
>7) My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
>Tulsi as in KSBKBT......
>
>
>(Ok. I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
>much, isn't he?)
>
>8) i want a girl with no drinks. if she wants she can wear
>jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give
>respect to our
>caste
>
>(By not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
>
>
>9) HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
>TO LAUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
>MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL, THEY ARE
>1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
>SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH.
>
> (All of us are laughing)
>
>10) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
>someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like
>this she would be called the lady of the lamp
>
>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
>wants?)
>
>11) I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and
>i love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok
>
>
>(I am again clueless but I liked the use of \"ok\". The person is
>suffering from \"Ok-syndrome\"
>
>12) HI IAM VERY COOL N UATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I
>HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BOWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
>
>
>(the \"ok syndrome\" again)
>
>13) I am pradip. my family history - two brothers two sisters and
>fater & mother. sisters complete married
>
>(Somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?)
>
>14) I am very simple and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
>parent. i am doing postal service and tailor master my original resdence
>at kalahandi distrek naw I am staing at rayagada dist.
>
>(What is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor?)
>
>15) My name is farhan and i am unmarried. please you marrige
>me please please please please please please please
>
> (Height of desperation!)
>
>16) Want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or
>she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a
>whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then
>you are beautiful. but I am not a handsome person or not a good
>looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
>expired . I am ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. Bye. Bye.
>
>
>(Perfect Gentleman??)
>
>17)I am kanan. i do own businas. one sistar. he was married.
>
>
>(No comments)
>
>18) I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
>
>(Maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
>
>
>19) hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my
>life happily. I divorced my first wife. her charactor is not good'. I
>expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same
>caste or other caste accepted ...
>
>(But credit cards not accepted..???)
>
>20) my colour is black, but my heart is white.i like social service
>
>(Zebra..???)
>
>
>21) I'm looking out for one girl who lives in Bombay, simple girl, who
>trusts me lot. Should be Roman Catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
>
>
>(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
>
> 22) To be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable
>
>(This guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
>bride. Wish him best luck. I am sure he will get one soon.)
>
>23) I would like a beautyfull girl. And I do not want her any treasure.
>Because girl is the Mahalakshmi.
>
>(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
>
>24) SSC failed three times and worked with private ltd
>company which not paying salary at present.
>
>(Any takers again?)
>
>
>

Hilarious !!!

Curious to know if this guy got married. What a planning !!!

"To be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable"

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Please let your smart brain analyse first. Mine is taking rest.

It seems to be a 'namoona ghar'..... Matrimonial website .....

Thoroughly enjoyed the requirements.....

Funny!! I notice that a majority of these were male posters

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We really feel sorry for this guys who are trying hard to express themselves, but in doing so reveal themselves.
But I am sure they shall definitely find their match with equally or more humorous description for themselves.

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Whenever you experience joy, peace, security, equanimity or purity, it is only because you are aligned with ALMIGHTY.

I was almost going to fall off my couch reading and laughing!
The comments on each posting are GR8 too!

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Life is too short for drama & petty things, so Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly and Forgive Quickly.

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