Posted on: 13-03-14 15:01:37
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ��
Lazyness rocks:
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Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,....
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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu ..��������������
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna��
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!" 
:-) ��
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Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...����
Aftr exam
Father��: how is ur result?
Son��: dimag khrab mat kar ratanlal... tu baap kehlaane ka haq kho chuka hai...
Quote:
Originally posted by vagg
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
Aftr exam
Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar ratanlal... tu baap kehlaane ka haq kho chuka hai...
Superb, cant stop laughing
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