🍓Sardar Hi Sardar🍓
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye, Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise???
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha.
Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”....!!
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta
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Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi....??
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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhodne aaye the.
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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friendekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?
Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H
Sent Message Matlab
Khushbu Wala Message
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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Question the :
1. China kis Desh me he ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he?
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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi: Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
Main rasta bhul gaya hun....
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
LOL
what about some hindu or muslim or Budhhist special ?
btw Sardar/Hindu's are 2 branches of same old tree
Yes..with so many Sardar's in Canada, we shouldn't have such racist Sardar jokes.
Just Kidding..I love Sardar jokes..ha ha
plz don't tke it personally...Sardar's r charming and cheerful social community. tke it as a joke.
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
plz don't tke it personally...Sardar's r charming and cheerful social community. tke it as a joke.
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
Quote:
Originally posted by happywoman36
plz don't tke it personally...Sardar's r charming and cheerful social community. tke it as a joke.
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