What next? ! The magic Carpet ?

Hoverboard concepts have been teasing us for quite some time now and while so-called hoverboards have been released, they don’t really fit the definition of a hoverboard that we are familiar with, thanks to Back to The Future: Part II. The recent addition to the hoverboard family is the ArcaBoard that has been created by the aerospace company, Arca and is being called the real deal where the gadget is capable of hovering and cruising about a foot above any surface. It is still in its initial design stage. Waiting for a model that everyone can use safely...

The Arca Board.
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TnqBM_KUyE>

<http://wonderfulengineering.com/10-best-hoverboards-for-kids/&gt;

FH.


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The Skarp Laser Razor is a perfect recipe for a crowdfunding disaster. A brilliant idea. Viral appeal. Millions of dollars. Bubbling controversy. And no way to end but utter disaster.

Please see the video.... NJOY.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/a17782/skarp-laser-razor-crowdfunding-problems/

What will they think of next.

FH.



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'M' I come once and Yes ("S" she comes twice then I come again "S" She comes twice and I come and Pee Pee and I come again. That's how they spell MISSISSIPPI... IN THE SOUTH.

A bus stops and two Italian gentlemen get on. They sit down in a far corner and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'. Misseppippi.

FH.

11th Dec 2015

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Hello There CD's

Lot of people have asked me many a time what markets to trade. I will always say Trade the share markets as "Share markets are the best to trade". There are numerous ones that one can follow, depending upon their choice. If you are in India, please follow NSE and BSE. (I think that they both have merged together to form one.)


https://play.google.com/store/apps/similar?id=com.seekingalpha.webwrapper

Likewise you have Dow 30 and NASDAQ to follow, if you are on the North American Continent.

TSE Index is another one for us here.

http://seekingalpha.com/

With little or no time to trade anywhere except to make a small gain to just to keep me bobbing afloat, while I was doing some research and writing codes and improvising them to predict the Markets for forward trading and Make it an Indicator that will LEAD, rather than a following one, took me an extensive bit of work and was too time consuming a session at most of the times and I had a lot of sleepless nights after which I am slowly settling down into a normal routine.

I will now decide upon the markets that I want to trade and set my sails into the sunset from here. Though I might not have contributed mush to this R2I Group, it was nice of them to let me stay and part take in their activities from time to time.

You have sufficient materials here to take advantage of and pursue your hobby or do advance research and Trade any Market that you wish to trade, depending upon the location that you wish to choose. Please do remember that they all have their own requirements to get started with and do make sure that the Infrastructure will enable you to do it with maximum safety and make sure you do have a back up system to provide you with the safety that I mentioned above, here.

If you need further guidance in this, please send me a post to my e-mail ID.

Good Luck.

FH.

ENJOY READING THE FREE ISSUE..:
http://digital.moderntrader.com/t/172194-modern-trader


FH.

REUTERS... THOMSONS. DATA FIELD...
http://financial.thomsonreuters.com/en/products/tools-applications/trading-investment-tools/eikon-trading-software/market-analysis-content-features.html?gclid=Cj0KEQiAkIWzBRDK1ayo-Yjt38wBEiQAi7NnP1xLg7w2h4WcpxrxnXo87wOEKzW7kAOZOYGS_UGvjCQaAorI8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

http://seekingalpha.com/article/3492416-updated-dow-30-trading-range-screen

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RHONDA ROUSY VS HOLLY HOLM... TGIF.

Hope you enjoy watching it.

link was removed by utube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tyiiOadTF8

New link. English language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdcS7cLdQxo

FH.

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That old lady, a puny runt..."SAID" getoutofthecar1(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with the vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun out of her purse, proceeded to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second warning. They got out and ran like hell.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and tried to get into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition too.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why.!! It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces away, farther down, in the same row.

She took the shopping bags out and loaded them into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story burst out and couldn’t stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were standing, reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, with thick glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed. (It is said)

The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

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http://urbanlegendsonline.com/get-out-of-the-car/

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Most of us take a drink as a means of relaxation, after a hard days work. For a few it has become a ritual. Some sit down and reminisce what transpired through the day and jot down things as they occur and compile them and a few have taken upon themselves and publish them. Now they make money with these publications.

AND they are teachers, who have put this in the form of a book and sell them to you. It is called "WHY TEACHERS DRINK". I think I could do the same and so could you. Take it upon yourself and start keeping track of such jokes and publish them and sell too. Please, also give them the credit where it belongs to.

HERE ARE A FEW THAT I AM JOTTING DOWN FOR YOU TO ENJOY.

Received this in an email....not sure if it's true but made me laugh!!!

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight(brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head



FH.
From : http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5653822
https://atticannie.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/why-teachers-drink/

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TGIF ... 12 June 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s22HX18wDY

Njoy.

FH.

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TGIF : 19th June 2015..

It was getting a little too crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new rule was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have had a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.

So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the pearly gates of Heaven.

The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the first man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going on earth when you died."

"No Problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge of the balcony by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy!

I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he lost his grip and fell to the ground. But that lucky son of a gun, he landed in some tree branches and then into the bushes and a few shrubs that broke his fall and he didn't die. so, in a rage, the first thing I thought of was the free standing freezer by the door on casters. I pushed it out onto the balcony and tipped it over the rails. Boomo, what a lovely sight it plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The exertion pushing the Freezer over the rails and the excitement of the crash was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought for a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy shows up. "Hi there. Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."

The guy sighs and says: "No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I heard a lot of commotion and yelling in the floor below. I guess I got carried away a little and bent down over the rails to peek and see what it was, I slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! But Luckily, I was able to stop my fall by getting a grip onto the floor below by the skin of my teeth and dangled by my fingertips on the balcony below my floor.

Then this crazy man comes running out of his apartment and sees me, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I held on till my fingers start to bleed then lost my grip and fell. I hit some trees and bushes, still alive, and landed at the bottom. So I didn't die right away. As I'm lying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his big huge freezer on casters off over the rails and off the balcony. It comes crashing down 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets him enter.

A few seconds later, a third guy comes up to the gate. Finally he says, "And what was YOUR day like?"

The guy says, You must believe this.."OK, picture this. I was butt naked, inside an upright freezer holding onto to the door so it would not open and the guy got mad and rolled it to the rails on the balcony and..." you know the rest...

Have a good one.

FH.


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TGIF : 26th June 2015

This Irishman saved himself by swimming to a beach on a deserted Island.

One day this Irishman, who had been stranded on this island for over 10 years, saw a dark speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship".
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft, thinking that he will get a ride back to the civilization.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wetsuit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and the mask and zipping down the top of the wetsuit, stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Do tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter. He took a cigar, chewed on the stub end and slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Holy Jumping," said the castaway, "Ahh, that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.in a sweet voice.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten long years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a hip flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and sniffed the aroma of the whiskey and took a long swig at it. Tis nectar of the gods!" and it slides smoothly down the throat, shouted the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her
wetsuit, to slightly below her hips close to the middle. She looked at the trembling
man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" displaying her midriff and you could see a string bikini. With tears in his eyes, the Irishman
fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've
got golf clubs in there too?"

Enjoy.

FH.
http://www.bushmills.com/

TGIF 3rd July 2015.


An old man was driving happily along the highway, saw a rabbit darting across the middle of the road. To avoid the animal he swerved, but unfortunately the rabbit was unable to jump out from the front of the car and got hit. The driver, being a very sensitive man as also being an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit didn't move or breathe and looked to be dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man bent down on the road and crying and so she also pulled over. She stepped out of her car and went and asked the old man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and I killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do and told him, "Hang on to the Rabbit." She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a kit and from the kit a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the rabbit.

To the surprise of the old man, and miraculously the rabbit came to life, then jumped up, waved it’s paw at the two humans and in one big leap hopped down the road. and ran about 50 meters away and then the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved again and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters...... The man was astonished. He could not believe his eyes and wanted to know what that substance was in the woman’s spray can!!

He ran over to the woman and exclaimed, WOW! "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

FH.
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6th July 2015.
I had a hectic long weekend. Got back and wanted to relax. Here is a collection to see and read. Enjoy the jokes. It is the language that they use that makes it more interesting. One thing for sure, I will not buy vegetables in China. I liked the examination board and the type of soup there. After reading the jokes you will not buy Maggie Soups.

Have a good one.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/

FH.

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TGIF 17th July 2015.

A community that built themselves and the rest of INDIA in their own way.
They are PARSIES. Please take your time and get acquainted with them...

Persian, predominant ethnic group of Iran, (formerly known as Persia) and a significant minority community in western Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Republic of Azerbaijan and Uzbekistan. Although of diverse ancestry, the Persian people are united by their language, Persian (Farsi), which belongs to the Indo-Iranian group of the Indo-European language family.

The name Persia derives from Parsa, the name of the Indo-European nomadic people who migrated into southern Iran—to an area then called Persis—about 1000 bce. The first written reference to the Parsa occurs in the annals of Shalmanesar II, an Assyrian king, who reigned in the 9th century bce. As the Parsa expanded their sphere of political influence, particularly under the Achaemenian dynasty (559--330 bce), the entire Iranian plateau became known to outsiders (such as the ancient Greeks) as Persia; its various peoples were designated (collectively) the Persians. Subsequent rulers—including Alexander the Great, who conquered Persia in 330 bce, and the local Sāsānian dynasty (ruled 226--641 ce)—fostered cultural consolidation.

The vast majority of Persians practice Shīʿite Islam. Before the Muslim conquest of Persia in the 7th century ce, most Persians followed Zoroastrianism, based on the teachings of the ancient prophet Zoroaster (Zarathustra), who lived during the first half of the 1st millennium bce. In 21st-century Iran there remain a small number of Zoroastrians; larger groups now live in South Asia. In addition to the Zoroastrians, Persian adherents of the Bahāʾī faith (which originated in Iran) constitute a tiny minority of the population.

Yazd is the capital of Yazd Province, Iran, and a centre of Zoroastrian culture. The city is located 270 km southeast of Isfahan. Because of generations of adaptations to its desert surroundings, Yazd is an architecturally unique city. It is also known in Iran for the high quality of its handicrafts, especially silk weaving, and its confectionary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93JDkFukOQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-hT10XKZbA

FH.

Did you get to see the videos?. Here is a small excerpt from it... If you see a PARSI with a hard on walking into a wall, what will happen? He will have his nose broken, that is all? Must see the video..

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TGIF : 24th July 2015.

Pedro, my old class mate, who lived in Calangute, worked in a fine Goan pickle factory. He was liked by all very much there as he worked there for many years. He also had a powerful desire to put his organ in the pickle slicer. But was scared.

He had to consult the town's best professional help who lived close by, and he was the local psychologist.

After six months of intense therapy, the therapist said, "I give up". He advised Pedro to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

Finally he did it one day and he returned home from work way too early.

His wife,Tricia, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened that day and how come he returned so early.

Pedro tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his organ in the pickle slicer, to her.

He went on to explain that today he finally picked up the courage and went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Tricia gasped at the sad look on his face and ran over to her husband.

She quickly unbelted his pants, yanked down his shorts off only to find a limp, completely intact organ.

She looked up at him and said, "I don't understand this. What about the pickle slicer?"

Pedro with tears in his eyes, replied, "I think she got fired, too."

FH.

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TGIF 31 July 2015.

Needs NO introduction.

https://www.campaignlifecoalition.com/index.php?p=Sex_Ed_curriculum

FH.

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TGIF 7th August 2015

Great laughs. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r31FIecVMbI

FH.

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TGIF 14TH August 2015



So, This is Australia .....

Curly went hunting one day up in The Northern Territory' and bagged three ducks.He put them in the back of his Ute (Utility ATV) and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a surly Territory game warden who didn't like smart alecs.

The warden ordered Curly to show his hunting license, so Curly pulled out a valid Northern Territory license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and Picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bum and said,"This duck ain't from The Territory. This is a Queensland duck. You got a Queensland huntin' license?"Curly reached into his wallet and produced a Queensland license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bum, and said "This ain't a Queensland duck. This duck's from West Australia. You got a West Australian license?"Curly reached into his wallet and produced a West Australian hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, Sniffed its bum, and said, "This ain't a Western Australian duck. This duck's from South Australia. You got a South Australian Huntin license?" Again Curly reached into his wallet and brought out aSouth Australian license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Curly "just where the hell are you from?"
Curly smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,"You tell me, you're the expert..."


FH.

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