Matchmaker

The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Ashok, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Ashok, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don`t bother," replies Mr. Ashok, "I`ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."
"That`s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said `two sisters`. I didn`t say they were mine!"

Mmmmm. Two dot balls... A sixer soon...

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
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