|Two fleas from Edmonton made a beautiful agreement to meet every winter in Miami for their winter vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea says," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the airport bar, look for a nice looking stewardess. then, Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near frozen to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said". "I went to the airport bar and this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. Then I don't know what happened! When I woke up I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley...clinging to my dear life under a windchill factor of minus 50"