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Best Way to immigrate to Canada is walk across its border.




If you legally immigrate to Canada you'll need to wait in Queue for Ages, provide various certificates, medical reports(time stamped) and also provide various Police Clearances. More than that you need to provide and bring Canadian $ from India for initial setting up.

The easiest way and the best way is to walk across the border.

1.You'll be received by the Drama Teacher or his representative at the border.

2. Your picture will be all over International news. In particular Liberal countries, Communist ruled states in India like Kerala will make you a media darling.

3.You'll get CAD $ 43,600 for the first year as settling support from our Drama Teacher.While you'll need to spend from your pocket if you immigrate legally, live in a basement without heating and buy health insurance for the first 3 months. May be you'll also say the following Mantra:
"will it be a double-double Sir/Madam wearing a brown uniform with a smile".

4.You'll get your Health Card immediately upon arrival.


Welcome to Canada!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/22-refugees-enter-manitoba-1.3969874

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Last edited by: Vandematram on 08-02-17 19:56:37
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Post ID: 233927 08-02-17 19:54:21
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Very interesting.
I will upload this in my FB page so that potential refugee's are interested.

Murali

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Delhite
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Hi TK, saw your signature below. How many?

;)


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Quote:
Originally posted by Delhite

Hi TK, saw your signature below. How many?

;)


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I am a Gents. I support OPS as the CM of Tamil Nadu



That's funny!



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By the year 2050 they- will- have Tele-porting made available to everyone. SAY "Beam me up Scottie" and in a few minutes you will be here in Canada.

Just got to make sure that you are not dropped off into one of our Sheet houses here. It won't be cheep but slightly costlier than the air fare. Make sure that you carry your family jewels in hand. (Like MJ does.)

FH.

Do you get your VISA stamped before or after!


 
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Flip side of the coin, Canada needs the new immigrants to fund baby boomers. Feeding the refugees might be an initial investment ??;)
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