Posted on: 24-08-04 11:16:37
This is hilarious... well some of them are a bit feminist sort...but funny all the same..
>>1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 
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>>2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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>>3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
>>them all up there.
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>>4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
>>alone.
>>
>>5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
>>anyway.
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>>6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
>>you can tell them apart.
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>>7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
>>to make some woman miserable.
>>
>>8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
>>do-it-yourself types. 
>>
>>9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too
>>old for it. 
>>
>>10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>>
>>11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
>>
>>12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
>>years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
>>
>>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
>>checkbooks.
>>
>>14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
>>jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
btw..shud this be posted here..or in canadian sakhi???
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
Hope not many women learn all so much about men...Ah-Men!
NO WONDER NITZSCHE SAID---
WOMAN IS GOD1S SECOND MISTAKE!!
