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Orginally posted by wisernow
What do you do? Deprive the whole forum of some clean and benign humour, jokes that are without malice, or be held to ransom by one fastidious person.
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Chandresh
Advice is free – lessons I charge for!!
Wisernow,
I think you're taking this way too seriously and mingling different issues here. We're talking about the HUMOR section of CanadianDesi, not exactly the most visited or prominent section on the site.
A uniform policy on everything (with ENFORCEMENT) would be great, BUT I hope you realize that this is not a site with a well-paid management team whose exclusive job is to churn out policies. As far as managing of the website is concerned, there's only two guys who are regularly monitoring content posted here and trying to do our best in maintaining a balance (although I'm aware its nowhere close to a state of Zen). All this while trying to juggle our own lives and jobs and other stuff. And in case you're suspicious, I haven't seen a single dime while doing all this, don't ever want to. All I've gained is some personal satisfaction and some good friends. I do wonder if its worth it when I have to deal with stuff like this, but overall no regrets.
I hope you pardon me slipping up on issues like these. If you still feel this is a serious issue, I welcome you to moderate this section, that would mean so much more than words. Let me know.
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Orginally posted by BlueLobster
I think you're taking this way too seriously and mingling different issues here.
Quote:True, but I do not see what this has to do with the point I am trying make.
Orginally posted by BlueLobster
We're talking about the HUMOR section of CanadianDesi, not exactly the most visited or prominent section on the site.
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Orginally posted by BlueLobster
I hope you pardon me slipping up on issues like these.
Quote:I did not say it was a serious issue. Here, as well as on earlier occasions, I have only tried to air my opinion about how I feel that the forum at times appears too damned bigoted and squeamish.
Orginally posted by BlueLobster
If you still feel this is a serious issue, I welcome you to moderate this section, that would mean so much more than words. Let me know.
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wisernow
I just posted and now I can't see it. Have I been banned already??
Ok now I can. ::Rolling back carpet::
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wisernow
I m filling this phoram for ebribody'j beniphit. All new applicants can use my answers. No fees is charged.
pileez find my anshwer downstairs of each koschun.
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Orginally posted by BlueLobster
. This one is an instant classic. Mishtar India, tumhari gaddi ka number bata do yaar, mein door hi rahunga.
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licence.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)Lo kallo baaat ... bracket de ke bolta hai ki box check karo ....dimaag to sahi hai ? .... ee paper zaroor koi gujju likhis hoga...ooo sab hota hi aisa hai ....saala !!
Last name? ...yani aakhri naam? ...arre hamara pehle bhi yahi naam tha aur aakhir tak yahi rahega ...aapko kono piroblum hai kya?...Aayen??
2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
Pehle ka naam?...saala ek baar main baat samajh main nahi aati hai kya ???... pileej see my anshwer upstairs
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
Aage ? ...yeh age peeechhe ka kar poochh rahe hain aap.... arre!! gadi main aage engine aur peechhe indhun hota hai .... kuchh aur nahi mila poochhne ko ? ....hum kah rahe hain na ...ee paper gujju ka hi kaam hai....
4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
Sex ?!!!! ? ...abey saram kar saale, ee kaise sawaal poochh raha hai bay ....jaanta nahi hain is website pe phamily log bhi aate hain ? !!
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
Ek hi tho to chappal hai hamare paas ....tere size ki hui to churane ka irada hai kya ?...kyon be ...chor sala
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
Aall oph the above
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
humko mila ke egyarah
8. Number that are yours: ___
all....saala!! ... hum aapki tarah sakki nahi hain ...haaaan !!
9. Mather name: ___Amma____________________
10. Phather Name: ______Bapuji______________ (If not no,leave blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Ejju- ca- son ? ....it sud be ..Gujju ca son? , ee koschun humko misspirint lagta hai ...
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_)
Other -__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
hehehehe ...hamre har dusman ke baadi pe humra dental recard recarded hai ...hope you get the impression
13.Your thumb imparesson :
Thenga dikhai ke impressun to jamaibe karenge ...kyoun? ...Canaada main thenga dikhaaane se sub khuss ho jata hai
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(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please
do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS ... hum kah rahen hain na ki yeh paper gujju likhis hai ....itna bhi nahi maloom ki there are "toes" on foot not phingers...
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht
hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand,
use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
pata hai pata hai
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
they are not that istrict in my district
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Note : Please do nat soot me far posting this. It is oall in good humar.
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What can be imagined, can be achieved.
This site is devolped only just to help for the peoples who has just immigrated and are going to immigrated, and this is for the purpose for giving advice to desis, so these type of joke are not advisable here. I think this joke has to be remove from here.
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Rabyte
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