(When you join the project) - "Please don't hesitate to come to me any time for any
technical or domain help"

(When you go to him for help) - "Do a 'man' on this, search in the books, try to
find it out yourself ............."

(When you 'try to find it out yourself') - "You can't waste time like this. You
should've come to me for help. We have to deliver ..............
Come to my place"

(When you go to him for help, again) - "Don't make any changes in the code now. Come
up with a document for impact analysis by lunch"

(when you go to him Just before lunch) - "So, what have you done since morning? This
document? Shall we deliver this? How many lines of coding did you do?
............ See, this is not the way we should work"

(when you go to him 1 hr after lunch, with a small amount of coding -that's all
what's necessary) - "Only this much coding since morning !!!"
(Probably, you could've added the lyrics of a Hindi song in your code to make it
look healthy). "Change here, ......... change there, ..............
Add here,................ Modify there ................ Do it NOW"

(When you go to him with the changes suggested by him) - "Who asked you to do these?
Everything's wrong here. See, this is not the way we should work..............."

(Every 10 mins) - "So? What's the status?????

That's how IT Works, can't help IT......

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A Proud Indian Canadian