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faisal   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 06-12-04 03:36:33

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faisal   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 04:46:30

probably the page was moved....


try this within the next couple of hours

http://www.world-cnn.com/


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DiogenestheCynic   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 12:48:00

I did read the story on the link posted by Faisal. But that was the only place that had the story. I mean I did not see anything like that on Yahoo News etc. And now the CNN page does not load.

So what happened? Was that true? Bush getting arrested and even getting injured in the process? Or was it a joke of some sort? I don't think it actually happened? With the type of security that has Bush surrounde at all times, how can anything like that happen.

But then a source like CNN reporting it makes it hard to ignore too!

I am confused. But if it really happened, then I am very happy! Thet chimp does indeed deserve to be incarcerated for all his crimes!


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deeba   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 12:51:00

it wasn't true ... one of my friends forwarded it to me yesterday too and she told me later that this website was made by a japanese living in new york ...
Look at the website address carefully, there's a - between world and cnn :)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/canada.asp


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pratickm   
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Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 13:42:57

Of course, it was a fake.
You only have to look at the website address to figure that out.
Which is why it was probably posted on the Have Fun! section of the site, and not some other section.

Also, when you read the story, if you glance around and read some of the other news story headlines on the page margins, you will know that this can't be the real CNN.


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mercury6   
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Location: State of Denial

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 13:49:00

CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS

Columbus Dispatch columnist, morning edition November 16, 2004

Ottawa, Canada: The flood of American liberals sneaking across the
border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for
increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President
Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll
soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,
whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and
hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When
I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my
screenplay."

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them
across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been
circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans
disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show,
we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."


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pratickm   
Member since: Feb 04
Posts: 2831
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-12-04 17:11:50

Quote:
Orginally posted by mercury6
So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

Good stuff, enjoyed it :D


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