Posted on: 01-04-05 17:01:21
THE RABBIT
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out
to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over. She steps out of
the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally
hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around
and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over
to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What d id you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
This is bad!
It's definitely a Blonde Joke!
You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....
You can still delete it
You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
OK, here it is
It says,
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."
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Diogenes
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The Cynic
Good One
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sukhdeep
i enjoyed it...............
A man come home and found his wife in front of the mirror admiring her Breasts.
"what are you doing?" he asked.
"I am looking at my Breast and the Doctor said they were the breast of a 25 year old." she replied
"And what did the doctor say about your 50year old Ass?" the husband inquired
"Your name never came up!" wa her reply
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S. kanji
I may not agree with your opinions, but I will fight to death for you be able to air your views.
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna , when all of a sudden a
piglet jumps out in front of the car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells thechauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that
he can pay the damages...
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comesback, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko
bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humkolaga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.
Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai.
Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur HUM SOOVAR KA BACHCHA KO MAAR DIYA HONN"
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ani
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
\"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,\" one says, \"but we have no one to go to with our own problems.\"
\"Since we're all professionals,\" another suggests, \"why don't we hear each other out right now?\"
They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, \"I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually over-bill my patients as often as I can.\"
The second admits, \"I have a drug problem that's out of control and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.\"
The third psychiatrist says, \"I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret.\"
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S. kanji
I may not agree with your opinions, but I will fight to death for you be able to air your views.
The Loloo joke is 2 good...!
