A boy asked her mom in toronto "Mom How old are you"
Mom replied "You should not ask about age from anybody. It is not good"
Boy got disturbed and discussed the matter with his friend. His friend told him that he should not have asked that rather he should have looked on her driving licence.
the boy did the needful. He told his mom "Mom I know you are 39 years old"
Mom said "how do you know!"
the boy said "Mom you are 130 lbs"
Mom said "How do you know"
The boy said "Mom I know why I got divorced from DAD"
Mom said "How do you Know"
The boy said "You know, you got F in Sex"

Here's another one!

A guy was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom hewanted to
marry. But he did not have courage To talk to her in person .so he
decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter
of proposal to her.

HE WROTE:

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much
meditation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. Asto my
educational qualification, it is no exaggeration that i have passed my
matriculation no doubt without any hesitation and a very little
preparation. What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage
celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and
with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation? On
your approval of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my
situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be
our augmentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint
dissimulation.Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, To remain
victim of your fascination

SHE WROTE:

Dear victim of my fascination, Congratulation for your lengthynarration of
course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for combination which on
examination I find is a fine presentation of yourambition. You have passed
your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after
a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an
application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo
beautification.
Further strict observation ofourrelation:
1: Consultation of my parents before approaching for myconnection.
2: Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
other fascination and,
3: Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of a solid
action instead of continuation of paper conversation. I remain,
unaffected of your affection.