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George Bush was asked today "what do you think of the credit crunch?" He replied: "It's my favourite candy bar."
The List Universe

If you want today's economy to look better ... wait until tomorrow.
Larry Horowitz, comedy professor

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are now? Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street.
Jay Leno

Why did God create economists? To make weathermen look good.
Karyn Buxman, president-elect of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor

The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
Guy-sports.com

You know your stockbroker is losing it when he buys 15,000 shares of a company called "Gogle."
David Letterman's Top 10, March 3