Posted on: 14-08-09 11:33:03
A store that sells new wives has opened in New York City, across the store that sells new husbands (same owner, just to avoid gender biased law suits) where a man may go to choose a wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex & have money & like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited so far!
good one.... wat about husband store !!!
one more ...
A man married a Lady Traffic police.
Next day morning,
Friend: You are lucky yaar, you never will charge for traffic law.
Man: Not like that. I dont know why, yesterday night she charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet.
