In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months'
salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then CEO asked the workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
😜😜😄😄
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
पति पत्नि दोनो सो रहे थे
रात के दो बजे पत्नि के मोबाईल पर मैसेज टोन
बजी .
पति चौँक कर उठा
मोबाईल देखा तो
BEAUTIFUL लिखा देख कर
अपनी पत्नि को उठाया .
पूछा कि ये क्या है ? ? ? ?
पत्नि भी हड़बड़ाहट मेँ उठी
सोचा अब 45 साल की उम्र मेँ कौन BEAUTIFUL
कहेगा भला .
जब मोबाईल देखा तो झल्ला कर
पति को बोली चश्मा लगा कर मोबाईल हाथ मेँ
लिया करो
ये BEAUTIFUL नही बल्कि
चार्जिगं मे लगे फोन पर BATTERYFULL
लिखा है . . .
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
(Height of Smiley usage) 😃
Boyfriend & girlfriend on Whatsapp :
Boy : Hie dear..
Girl : 🙋
Boy : how r u .??
Girl : 😊
Boy : missing me..?
Girl : 😜
Boy : I'm not well because of fever.
Girl : 😱
Boy : Hmmm😐, How was your day...??
Girl : 👌
Boy : Are you busy...??
Girl : ✔
Boy : Why?? What you doing ??
Girl : 💅
Boy : Is someone there around..??
Girl : ❌
Boy : Then why don't you text properly?? Stop sending your faces..👿
Girl:- 😢😡
Boy : Ok listen, i heard u failed in English ??
Girl : Who TELLED you ?? It is UNpossible.. I sawED d resalt yestatdey... I Passed AWAY
Boy : 🙆🔫 .please you better use symbols or else I will pass away!😁😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
Advertise Contact Us Privacy Policy and Terms of Usage FAQ Canadian Desi © 2001 Marg eSolutions Site designed, developed and maintained by Marg eSolutions Inc. |