Posted on: 04-10-04 19:23:23
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid
hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went
out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his
umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He
raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and
squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front
of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone
else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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ani
ani70
That was really funny.
Ayaskant.
Quote:
Orginally posted by ani70
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
-----
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid
hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went
out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his
umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He
raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and
squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front
of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone
else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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Success
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley
