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IceCream
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Posted on: 15-09-05 00:51:34

Paying by Kisses!!

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner etc..........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

ptm
Member since: Jul 05

Posts: 213
Location: india
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Posted on: 15-09-05 01:20:17

good one

so I have given him some other items...........

what are other items...?

IceCream
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Posted on: 15-09-05 03:03:41

Please note the subject says 'MEN KEEP OFF' so NO COMMENTS!

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