Laloo, Rabri and their son were returning from south by train. Laloo
was
occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the
topmost
berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son
asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate.

When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who
couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth. Upset and
angry,
Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help.

The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari
so
it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in
English.

Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving
birth
to my child."

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Ashish

ha ha looks like a really old joke.....

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Non illigitamus carborundum

Here is another one.

Laloo is going in his car with his driver when they accidently run over a piglet. laloo tells the driver to go and apologize to the farmers (as it is ELECTIONwa season). The driver is scared but still goes off to look for the piglet's owner. He is gone for almost 2 hours and Laloo thinks that the farmers must have beaten up his driver. Suddenly he sees his driver coming, laden with gifts and fruits and money. Laloo asks the driver " arrey tum humko yahan chor ke kahin barat mein gaya thaa kaa?" The drive replies, "nahin sahib, yeh sab tou humka farmer log diya hey". When Laloo asked why, the driver replied, "pata nahin sahib, hum unka pas haath jor kar bola kee hum Laloo jee ka driver hoon aur HUM SOOAR KAA BACHHA KO MAAR DIYA HOON"

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Microsoft - Which end of the stick do you want today?

A Somalian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,"Thank you Mr.Canadian for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!"
The person says "I no Canadian. I flom Hong Kong."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says
"Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Canadian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
"Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Albania!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her,
"Where are all the Canadians?"
The Albanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
.
.
.
"Probably at work."

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"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my prey."
"I just like the sound of it."