Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH
from Punjab
University were to be interview for prestigious job.
One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD
?

YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than
light

Harvard Guy : Its the Thought, b'cos thought is so
fast it comes
instantly in your mind

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to
realize you
blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Diarrhea

Interviewer : shocked to hear santa's reply, asked
"WHY" ?

SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in
my bed and
I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could
THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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Ashvin