Just received it a little while ago and wanted to share with you all....


JOKE OF THE DAY

Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie.
He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.


In the movie of Mithun Chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such
an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1)
Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured. Long Live Mithunda

2)
In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters.
Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA,
Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3)
Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he got
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah, not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

4)
The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the
hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain
confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka
button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to
do? Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it. Now there
is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is
moving fast but our hero and his horse are desperately trying to catch
up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the
chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the
chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only
goes to an empty chair. Climax, taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely pissed
off and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth
movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow
his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn’t changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets
to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall.
So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni has to
desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax Newton dada is
smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajni suddenly pulls two
guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air
and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first
gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton faints !!!

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...read these before...except all were related to rajnikant....some how mithunda got in...still enjoyed reading it...