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desi in ottawa   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-10-06 14:13:01

A friend of mine forwarded this:


This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103% or 127%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And ,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!



tamilkuravan   
Member since: Jun 05
Posts: 5775
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-10-06 14:30:01

Well,
Canadian Desi gives you :
3+1+14+1+4+9+1+14+4+5+19+9 = 84%

Not good enough then !

A common point is that if there are more alphabets to a word then it will be easy to cross 100%
Therefore instead of Hardwork, If you put Exemplory work or Excellent work you will get more than 100%

TK A


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DesiTiger   
Member since: Aug 03
Posts: 1205
Location: Mississauga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 28-10-06 13:01:12

Quote:
Originally posted by tamilkuravan

Well,
Canadian Desi gives you :
3+1+14+1+4+9+1+14+4+5+19+9 = 84%

Not good enough then !

A common point is that if there are more alphabets to a word then it will be easy to cross 100%
Therefore instead of Hardwork, If you put Exemplory work or Excellent work you will get more than 100%

TK A



TK saab,

Exemplory work or Excellent work is from the Boss's point of view so DIO's point regarding Bullshitting and Ass Kissing may still hold true :D

Just Kidding Folks!! :cheers:


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