50o Fahrenheit (10o C)
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.

40o Fahrenheit (4.4o C)
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.

35o Fahrenheit (1.6o C)
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down

32o Fahrenheit (0 o C)
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water gets thicker.

0o Fahrenheit (-17.9o C)
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40o Fahrenheit (-40o C)
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.

-60o Fahrenheit (-51o C)
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100o Fahrenheit (-73o C)
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173o Fahrenheit (-114o C)
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460o Fahrenheit (-273o C)
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500o Fahrenheit (-295o C)
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

ROFTL

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