An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something> about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.> When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he> thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'> He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and> entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his> clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'The> Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted,> 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't> there then.'The Indian representative smiled and said,> 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my> speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to> them................................................

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