Equal Opportunity Employer*

(* Will hire without considering your age, religion, race, etc.)

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window that said: "Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good on computers, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

After a short time, a dog walked up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. The office manager looked at the dog and was very surprised. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter, and started to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and gave it to the manager.

The manager was shocked but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good on computers." The dog jumped down and went to the computer and quickly showed his skills in a variety of programs. The manager couldn't believe it!

He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give a job to a dog."

The dog jumped down, went to the sign, and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"

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