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febpreet   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-04-09 23:29:17

Here's the Doctor whom I call honest and plainspeak :) Keep reading...


HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't
Waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
Your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
Extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay
And corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more
Than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
(Green leafy vegetable).
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
More of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms
Up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to
One. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular?
Exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable
Oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more
Vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
Should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best
Feel-good food around!!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
About food and diets.

:)



7wonders   
Member since: Aug 03
Posts: 518
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-04-09 11:54:20

good one, just faxed it to dr for their updates


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