Posted on: 10-06-09 14:48:22
· Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.·
Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
· Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.·
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
· Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!·
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
· A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.·
Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!·
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!
Quote:
Originally posted by vagg
Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Yes by & large ... other category -
Men who understands women - prefers to be ... Gay
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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...
what a nice joke... excellent
