It has been a long week end. So, have a laugh:

THUMP THUMP and thump and what a big schemozzle on the roof. The owner of the mansion runs up to see what is on the roof ? He sees there on roof top a big Huge Gorilla pacing up and down.

The Owner flips through the Yellows to see if there is some help in that big book and comes across a Gorilla catcher. Wow!! am I lucky, he says to himself.

He calls the number and screams "I have a gorilla on my roof and I need your services ASAP".

No problems Sir! We will be there in a hurry.

In five minutes flat the Van pulls in out comes a humongus cage a Huge Dog and the catcher, Mario, with a shot gun and a base ball bat.

He approaches the Owner of the Mansion and says. The dog will do it, the dog will do it and here is the Shot gun.

The Owner: How do you propose to catch the Goriila?.

Catcher: Sir, 99.9% of the time I come out winning. I climb the roof and I fight with the Gorilla. When he come down slipping, the the Burly Dog is trained to get the "Roundies" 100% of the time and I will have an easy time sliding him into the cage.

No Problemo.

The Owneer: Then what the heck is this shot gun for?

The Catcher: Just in case I lose the battle and I come down, he says "SHOOT the DOG", and please don't wait!!

Freddie.