Florist - Sir, why dont you buy some flowers for the lady you love?
Customer - I shouldn't be doing that. I am married.


KM

Good one!

Here's another one. Hope you would like it:

A Boyfriend to his girlfriend: I love you a lot, and desperately want to marry you. But, I have to fight with my family...

Girlfriend: Who's in your family? May be I'll talk to them myself...

Boyfriend: My wife, 2 sons, and 1 daughter (Oops!!)

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi