Banta's Mom's letter


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gopalpai   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 03-03-10 15:20:55

Banta's Mom's Letter
>
> Dear Banteya
> Vahe Guru !
>
> I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing
> this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
>
> We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
> newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20
> miles.
> I wont be able to send the address as the last person who stayed here took
> the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to
> change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our
> earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
>
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
> above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts,
> pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
>
> The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only twice last week. The first
> time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
>
> The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little
> too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them
> off and put them in the pocket.
>
> Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
> grass at the cemetery.
>
> By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really
> badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this
> club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
>
> Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
> girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
>
> Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
> out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he
> burned for three days.
>
> Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his
> father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he
> died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his
> father.
>
> There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
>
>
> P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
> I had already sealed off this letter.


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singhsukh   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 03-03-10 22:38:50

shut ur mouth & don't write about any community



gopalpai   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 03-03-10 23:45:22

I can ask you to to shut your eyes and don't read if you cannot handle humour. ;)


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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
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singhsukh   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-03-10 01:32:10

get lost
i think moderator should take her posting off


Jokes about Sardar ji's are common in indian community. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..

But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'

My friend continued, 'That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'



morning_rain   
Member since: Feb 05
Posts: 1920
Location: British Columbia

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-03-10 09:32:53

Singhsukh: This joke of gopalpai's is an old internet/email forward that has been making the rounds for years. Sometimes one community or another is used and sometimes its a blonde joke. Its quite stupid but harmless in my opinion.

However you can choose not to respond with words like "shut your mouth" and "get lost" which are provocative statements that just invite the other person to make an unreasonable and attacking response in return. Just inform a moderator directly that you find it offensive.


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chandresh   
Member since: Mar 03
Posts: 2606
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 06-03-10 10:13:46

Quote:
Originally posted by singhsukh

shut ur mouth & don't write about any community



Which community? I could not find any reference to any community.


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spaceman   
Member since: Feb 07
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 06-03-10 10:36:20

Quote:
Originally posted by chandresh

Quote:
Originally posted by singhsukh

shut ur mouth & don't write about any community



Which community? I could not find any reference to any community.




Quote:
Originally posted by gopalpai

Banta's Mom's Letter
>
> Dear Banteya

> Vahe Guru !
>
>




"Vahe Guru" is in refernece to sikh community.





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