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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-04-10 10:06:27

Two Ladies Talking at Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Location: Malton

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 11-04-10 00:41:30

Poor man, with old folks dead, now he will have to work hard to have 2 more women in his life.

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Posts: 110

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 11-04-10 04:56:06

That old guy can reach these women and join them in Heaven (or in Hell?)

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