Dialogues:

1) Baaziger:"Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale koBaziger kehte hain".

Bhaji Ghar:"Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai , aur kuch khane ki cheezienbechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain."

2) Mohabbatien:

"Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke ,
sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan
likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab
bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh
pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha"

Musebatien:

"Ek ladka tha pagal sa, ek moti pe woh marta tha ,
nazrien chupa ke, dar dar ke , date pe jaya karta tha , kuch kehna tha
sayad us ko , magar us moti se darta tha , jab bhi milta tha bechara mujh
se mujh se poocha karta tha , " main chutkara kaise paoooon, main chutkara
kaise paooon", aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha ("abe to aise lafron main
padta hi kyun hai )"


3) Kuch Kuch hota hai:

"Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us
se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta"

Kuch Kuch Zaroor ho raha hai:

"Date bahaut zaroori hai , agar woh mere saath date par nahi aa sakti , to
main us se pyaar kya pyaar ka abba bhi nahi kar sakta" (Samajhti kya hai
apne aap ko)"

4)Sholay:

"Are oh samba, Kitne admi the re, hahahaha, Jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya"

Tolay:

"Mummmmyyyy, kitne toley hain mere sar main", Mummy : "Jo pakra gaya samjho
mar gaya"

5)Kante:

"Ek din hum sab ko narakh main to jana hi hai , yeh kam karo aur lambi gadi
main jao nahi to pedal"

Chante:

"Ek din hum sab ko date par to jana hi hai , ek kam karo , GF ko bus main
bithao , aur khud jao pedal (Paise bacaho)


6)Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum:

"Parampara Dad, Parampara , pehle aap gaye the phir bhaiya gaye the aur ab
mujhe jana chahiye"

Kabhi tum Kabhi hum:

"Parampara Dad , Parampara, pehle aap date par jate the , phir bhaiya jane
lage , ab main bhi jaooon ga".


enjoy

Aaj aapun ka mood ekdam following waiter jaisa he:

One man enters cheap chai stall and orders chai. He sees a fly in tea and yells at the waiter "Abye chhotu isame Makkhi he"
Agitated Chhotu replies back "Ek Rupaiyye me kya hathi girega? Nikal ke phek do"
Poor chap, hungy, asks "Khane me garam kya he?" Chhotu responds "Malik ka dimag"!

Frustrated with this incident the guy walks into office of his doctor friend who works in govt hospital. The frugal doctor offers sweets to this fellow. Delighted to have it, the man takes a bite and hesitantly tells doctor "The sweets are good but it tastes different and has smell".
Doctor replies "As sugar is expensive, wife used Glucose (IV) to make the sweets, enjoy!"

Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"


second joke so that, sardar's don't feel hurt and attack me.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

Read and enjoy

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic?"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johnny Walker single."
Man on his left says "Peter Scott single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married!"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory: Moon is more important than Sun; coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "Chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal", it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "Chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......
...... "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......."
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A Tamilian calls up Sardar and asks" Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angry & replied.... "Hindi teri baap!!!"
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2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A Sardar at an interview for the post of a detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s your qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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In KBC programme>

Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......