Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
“Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
1 hindu goes to the moon- we have a problem
10 hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
100 Hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
1000 hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
all the hindus go to the moon- Problem solved...
1 Sikh goes to the moon- we have a problem
10 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
100 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
1000 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
all the Sikhs go to the moon- Problem solved...
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from Tali Ram, a Hindu by threatening to kidnap his wife.
They send a note to him which reads : "Sale Hindu, Pay us Rs. 20,000
or your wife will be kidnapped."
The robbers get the note returned with the Tali Rams' response:
"I won't pay you Rs. 20,000 but I am interested in your second proposal."
Imate1:
You justify meaning of jokes on Sardar.
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
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