No offence to any ethnicities ...i just found this funny
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4 Mumbaites - a Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were
facing Yama. Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities told
Chitragupt decided on their accommodation.

The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."

The UPite said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya? Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi
aadmi nahi chaahiye."

The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha. Raam Lalla ki
saugandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."

The Malayali said "aiiyoo humoko bhi marathi baaju main nahi
mangta, bahto pareshaan karta hai yeh log. kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hosiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hamare mumbai se nikal dega.

Yama turns to Chitragupt : "Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files
majhyakade gheun ye re!!! Baghto ekekala

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What can be imagined, can be achieved.

LOL

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Some people make Things happen, Some watch Things happen, While others wonder what has happened.............

LOL

"Ghevun Taak"

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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...

hahhah cool.