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peacock1   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1040
Location: Woodbridge

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 24-05-11 16:29:16

A MORON bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

MORON : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
MORON : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


MORON : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
MORON : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


MORON : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
MORON : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


MORON : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
MORON : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..


MORON complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
MORON : 'I was watching TV news...'


MORON comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'


How do you recognize a MORON in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Once a MORON was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


MORON was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


MORON : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
MORON - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?



Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
MORON : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


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Gurram   
Member since: Jan 08
Posts: 1002
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 25-05-11 13:25:15

What is gr8



ramesh0634   
Member since: Apr 11
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 25-05-11 19:38:10

Enjoyed the original post.
Thanks



dimple2001   
Member since: Apr 04
Posts: 2873
Location: Western Hemisphere

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 25-05-11 20:01:12

Quote:
Originally posted by Gurram

What is gr8



short form of "great".... gr + eight...greight (like the aussies say)


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meghal   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1651
Location: (0,0,0)

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-05-11 16:00:47

Somebody did take time to hit the "Ctrl H" + "a" button before posting this joke ;)





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