A Hindi speaking baniya boy on date with his girlfriend.
On coming back home.
His dad: kitne paise kharche?
Hindi speaking baniya: 500Rs.
Dad: Oh my god 500?
Hindi speaking baniya: ''Haan wo itne hi leke aayi thi."



ਇੱਕ ਹਿੰਦੀ ਬੋਲਨੇਵਾਲਾ ਵਪਾਰੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਪਣੀ ਪ੍ਰੇਮਿਕਾ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਤਾਰੀਖ ਉੱਤੇ .
ਘਰ ਵਾਪਸ ਆਉਣ ਉੱਤੇ .
ਉਸਦੇ ਪਿਤਾ : ਕਿੰਨੇ ਪੈਸੇ kharche ?
ਵਪਾਰੀ : 500Rs .
ਪਿਤਾਜੀ : ਹੇ ਭਗਵਾਨ 500 ?
ਵਪਾਰੀ : ਹਾਂ wo itne ਹਾਏ Leke ਆਈ ਸੀ

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infocan

Very good
Ekdam Sikkhon wala karara jawab..

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Originally posted by infocan


A Hindu baniya boy on date with his girlfriend.
On coming back home.
His dad: kitne paise kharche?
Hindu baniya: 500Rs.
Dad: Oh my god 500?
Hindu baniya: ''Haan wo itne hi leke aayi thi."




ਇੱਕ ਹਿੰਦੂ ਵਪਾਰੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਉਸਦੀ ਪ੍ਰੇਮਿਕਾ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਤਾਰੀਖ ਉੱਤੇ.
ਘਰ ਵਾਪਸ ਆਉਣ ਉੱਤੇ .
ਉਸਦੇ ਪਿਤਾ : ਕਿੰਨੇ ਪੈਸੇ kharche ?
ਹਿੰਦੂ ਵਪਾਰੀ : 500Rs .
ਪਿਤਾਜੀ : ਹੇ ਭਗਵਾਨ 500 ?
ਹਿੰਦੁ ਵਪਾਰੀ : ਹਾਂ wo itne ਹਾਏ Leke ਆਈ ਸੀ ; ) :

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Yaaro koi kum nahi hai India main ..

Bengalis
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.


Mallus
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.


UP Bhaiyyas
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai (sweetmeat)shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the U.P assembly.
Four U.P bhaiyyas = riot


Gujjus
One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.


Andhraites
One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.


Tamil-Brahmins
One Tamil-Brahmin = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil-Brahmins = maths tuition class.
Three Tamil-Brahmins = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara, U.S


Bombayites
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.


Sindhis
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.


Marwaris
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffsadulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten other trading communities


Biharis
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punajbi
One Punjabi = a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = Kaneda, UK, US , Australia

Lol...
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Been there done that, my feet still hurt..


I think a slight alteration to ur last joke works better in Canadian Desi world..

Four Punjabis = No of punjabis left in Greater Punjab (excluding Brampton and Surrey)

Englishman, Punjabi and bhaiya are on the roof. A voice says "jiske yahan jo cheese jyada ho wo use niche fenke."

Englishman ne dollar fenke,

Bhaiye ne Chawal fenke &

Punjabi ne pehle idhar udhar dekha phir hindi speaking Bhaiye ko niche fek diya.

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Originally posted by infocan

Englishman, Punjabi and bhaiya are on the roof. A voice says "jiske yahan jo cheese jyada ho wo use niche fenke."

Englishman ne dollar fenke,

Bhaiye ne Chawal fenke &

Punjabi ne pehle idhar udhar dekha phir hindi speaking Bhaiye ko niche fek diya.

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Originally posted by san-hugo

...fir bhaiyyaa dollar aur chawal dono lekar nikal gaya..

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