Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen


( His wife replied back after some days to her husband: )


Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

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Originally posted by JitBram

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen


( His wife replied back after some days to her husband: )


Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

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Moral of the story..be in the profession of owning supermarket..

and get shot.

Quote:

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Originally posted by bhootnath

Moral of the story..be in the profession of owning supermarket..

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM