Posted on: 13-09-13 14:34:34
Why Punjabis do well in any field…..
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Asia.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays………. …
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Mr.singh says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,
`Hhorr kidda, ki haal chaal ne?
The other candidate answers
'Bas vadiyaa veere'
Can some one explain the joke .... please.
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Originally posted by Gurram
Can some one explain the joke .... please.
Bill Gates might not know Japanese..
& it proves that Punjabi's are willing to give it a try at anything & everything..
Well done Vagg.
Quote:
Originally posted by Gurram
Can some one explain the joke .... please.
Both lied their way to the penultimate cut eliminating all other nationalities. Then they greet each other expectantly in (insert any desi language), knowing that only a guy from his community is shrewd/crooked enough to pull off a similar stunt like this.
Old joke.
