Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...
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Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
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English please !
Murali Krishna
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