A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
🎉💐🍻..🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: ..😝😂
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Had Alchocol ?
Husband : No No Darling
Wife: Idiot .. Thn Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing ..!
😜😂😝🍻👍
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on

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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.