Posted on: 01-12-14 13:05:48
Height of prank call
📞😕Hello pooja hai...?
Nahi...
😆😆To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
Height of irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
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✔Ek aur...
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
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✔Ek aur...
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !
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✔ Baslast..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
One more Height of prank call.
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
After some time again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up
And again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up
And one more time
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye
😆chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........
😀 😀
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
शादी के बाद बेड़रुम कैसे
महकता है
3 साल तक-
परफ्यूम
चाकलेट
स्ट्राबेरी
ग्रेप्स
3 साल बाद-
जानसन पावड़र
जानसन क्रीम
बेबी लोशन
हगीस ड़ायपर
15 साल बाद-
झंड़ू बाम
विक्स
आयोडेक्स
मूव
40 साल बाद-
अगरबत्ती
धुप बत्ती
आदमी के हालात कैसे बदलते हैं, ज़रा गौर कीजिये -
शादी के पहले – हीरो नं. 1
शादी के बाद – कुली नं. 1
शादी के पहले – मैंने प्यार किया
शादी के बाद – ये मैंने क्या किया
शादी के पहले – जानेमन मत जाओ
शादी के बाद – जान मत खाओ
शादी के पहले – तुम बिन रहा ना जाए
शादी के बाद – तुमको सहा ना जाए
शादी के पहले – कुछ तो बोलो
शादी के बाद – कभी चुप भी हो लो
शादी के पहले – आय लव यू
शादी के बाद – आज फिर आलू
शादी के पहले – मिलने कब आओगी
शादी के बाद – मायके कब जाओगी
!!!!
Group कीसी का भी हो !!
पर घमाका हमारा ही होगा !!!
हम आज भी अपने हुनर मे दम रखते है,
होश उड़ जाते है लोगो के, जब .. GROUP में कदम रखते है..
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
A CEO of co got married to HR manager of his co. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!
The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?
The CEO shouts: Your assets are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger...
The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...👐👐😆😆😆
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
A CEO of co got married to HR manager of his co. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!
The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?
The CEO shouts: Your assets are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger...
The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...👐👐😆😆😆
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.
