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vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-04-15 15:08:22

एक आदमी की शादी को बीस साल हो गये थे। उसने कभी पत्नी के हाथों बने खाने की तारीफ नहीं की। निर्मल बाबा ने उसको सलाह दी पत्नी के खाने की तारीफ करो,कृपा होगी। बाबा की सलाह असर कर गयी।
घर आते ही उसने खाना खा कर पराठों की जम कर तारीफ की। पत्नी ने बेलन उठाया और उसको जी भर कर ठोंका और बोली " बीस साल मे कभी मेरे हाथों बने खाने की तारीफ नहीं की, आज पडोसन ने पराठे भेज दिये तो तुम्हें जिंदगी का मजा आ गया।"

हो गयी बाबा की कृपा।
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जो आसानी से मिले वो है गम,
जो मुश्किल से मिले वो है RUM,
जो किसी किसी से मिले वो है दम,
जो नसीब वालो को मिले वो है हम!!

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बेटा: माँ आज फिर टिन्डे ??
माँ: नखरे अपनी बीबी को दिखाइयो. .
बेटा: अच्छा दे दो. . .



पति: ये क्या आज फिर टिन्डे ??
पत्नी: इतने नखरे अपनी माँ को तो नहीं दिखाए कभी. .
पति: अच्छा दे दो. . . .



JRF   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1853
Location: GTA, Ontario

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-04-15 15:19:13


Any body care to type in Hinglish (no translation pls). My Hindi reading skills has got poor as I am not reading for more than 22 years....


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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM


sudesingh   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 2085
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-04-15 18:44:22

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko bees saal ho gaya the. Usme kabhi patni ke haatho bane khane ke taarif nahi ki. Nirmal baba ne uskp salla di ki patni ke khane ki taarif karo, kripa hoga. Baba ki sala aasar kar gayi

Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar parathe ki jum kar taarif ki. Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko ji bhar kar thoka aur boli "Bees saal se kabhi mere hahtho bane khane ki taarif nahi ki, aaj padosan ne parathe bhej diye to tumhe jindagi ka maaja aa gaya"

Ho gayi baba ki kripa

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Jo aasani se mile vo hai gaam
Jo mushkil se mile vo hai RUM
Jo kisi kisi se mile vo hai dum
Jo naseeb valo ko mile vo hai hum
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Beta: Ma aaj phir tinde
Ma: Nakhre aapi bibi ko dikhana
Beta: Aacha de do


Pati: Ye kya aaj phir tinde
Patni:
Itne nakhre aapni maa ko to nahi dikhaye kabhi
Pati: Aacha de do


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SS
Reiki Grand Master


JRF   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1853
Location: GTA, Ontario

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-04-15 19:06:55


Thanks SS.

Vagg, the naughty naughty part is missing.....

Quote:
Originally posted by sudesingh

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko bees saal ho gaya the. Usme kabhi patni ke haatho bane khane ke taarif nahi ki. Nirmal baba ne uskp salla di ki patni ke khane ki taarif karo, kripa hoga. Baba ki sala aasar kar gayi

Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar parathe ki jum kar taarif ki. Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko ji bhar kar thoka aur boli "Bees saal se kabhi mere hahtho bane khane ki taarif nahi ki, aaj padosan ne parathe bhej diye to tumhe jindagi ka maaja aa gaya"

Ho gayi baba ki kripa

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Others to follow...running out of time now...


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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM


vagg   
Member since: Nov 06
Posts: 634
Location:

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 28-04-15 14:49:54

Quote:
Originally posted by JRF


Thanks SS.

Vagg, the naughty naughty part is missing.....





I know ;-)





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