Warning! Stop reading right away and do not continue any further if any of the following conditions apply to you:
1. You are over 18.
2. You are not TK :-)
If you still continue reading, then you have forfeited the right to object if the joke does not bring the same amount of laughter as TK incompatible jokes bring but if you still object, it will amount to hypocrisy, as you had been WARNED!!!
TK and kids, enjoy...:-)
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A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAt until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door,
laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?"
After a pause, the doctor replies, "Yes, but never with a daffodil!"
Location: God's own country
Posted on: 28-07-15 01:52:38
OK. I read the disclaimer and did not read the joke after that.
But you pick only me? Did you not have the guts to pick upon BL? or did you think that BL would have cut you down to size.
Murali
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
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Originally posted by tamilkuravan
BL would have cut you down to size.
Murali
What do you mean by this?
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A Delhite in Toronto
Location: God's own country
Posted on: 28-07-15 08:19:54
What I meant is that BL (having been a former moderator), would have given him nicely, if he had replace my name with his and hence Vagg being frightened put in my name.
Generally I am a very soft person, hardly getting tensed. But there are limits even to my patience.
Murali
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
TK thanks for making my day . Really needed a laugh . That's a really good one and in right section .
Quote:
Originally posted by tamilkuravan
Generally I am a very soft person, hardly getting tensed. But there are limits even to my patience.
Murali
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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional
Quote:
Originally posted by tamilkuravan
What I meant is that BL (having been a former moderator), would have given him nicely, if he had replace my name with his and hence Vagg being frightened put in my name.
Generally I am a very soft person, hardly getting tensed. But there are limits even to my patience.
Murali
TK, you grossly underestimate yourself. Trust me when I say that you stand out from rest of the crowd on CD by wide margin - you are indeed unique in your thoughts Sir :-). I picked you and not BL for the reasons below:
1. Its you who has always been on my back for posting jokes which almost everybody else (ok ok except BL - see I named him, I did it, I did it, I am not frightened) seem to like :-).
2. BL is not TK, if you know what I mean :-).
3. BL is in Canada and can physically show up at my door and beat me up for naming him whereas you are in India and considering your affinity for free stuff, I don't think you'll buy an "expensive" air ticket to come and beat me up - it won't be worth it for you :-)
And by the way, I think you did not read the disclaimer properly. None of the conditions applied to you for this joke. As the subject said, it was a mild one - especially for the kid in you.
I hope you won't get tensed by my response, the "very soft person" that you are. :-)
Vagg I like your diclaimer 
. You are the best
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Clinton
