A couple was going to a Halloween party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss in Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come."
Location: God's own country
Posted on: 30-07-15 02:06:52
Vagg,
you are provking people at CD intentionally with the "P" word.
I guess that is the way your outlet of stress is.
Murali
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
Location: God's own country
Posted on: 30-07-15 06:53:28
The more we allow this Vagg to post vulgur words in CD in the name jokes, the more bold he is going to become.
First he was discrete and then he started posting jokes which has vulgur words in it.
As GK stated, may be you can look into having a What'sapp network for this.
This should be immediately banned in CD (as FH has rightly said - in another post).
Murali
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
Couldn't enjoy it.
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM
