You Might Be a Desi If...............
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There should be another post might not be a desi if your silents
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Orginally posted by Ottawa_Nerd
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Orginally posted by wisernow
But wait....ccherryl! What is this sin you have committed in this exalted pantheon of modesty?
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Orginally posted by ccherryl
You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.
Such reprehensible language! Such evil words! Bad bad girl ccherryl! Now go hide and atone for this sin! I can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire!
.. better to be silent now
You might be a desi, when "Buy one get one free" deals on rice and atta get you excited.
You might be a desi, when you prefer to take your car for repairs to a desi's garage.
You might be a desi, when on a flight to India on a plane full of desis, on the changeover you once again revert to "me first" and crowd around the gate like bees.
Come on guys...get creative! Make up some interesting ones!
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wisernow
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 16-09-04 20:27:04
Duh Cheryl, you used "obscene words" like fantasizing and jacking off (You better repent ! This site is frequented by noble folks...)
.. It is my humble duty to point this out
Afterall as was mentioned before
"What use is my knowledge and culture if I dont raise my voice when such OBSCENE stuff are being dished out" ..
Maybe you should go and take a look at this thread 
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3828
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"Aur Vaise Bhi, Sharafat ki jab kapde utarti hai, sabse zyaada mazaa shareefon ko hi aati hai"....(From The Dirty Picture)
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http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=4169 & http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=1379
This is a Useful Health related Tip
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3865
Please visit
http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php for some interesting Information ! (Especially 009.005 )
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 16-09-04 20:29:34
& on a second thought
You might be a desi, if after landing in Canada you flip the TV channels to Show Case, Bravo and City TV on Friday Night's
You might be a desi, if you call Jan. 26 as India's independance day.
You might be a desi, if you are segregated while attending a marriage
You might be a desi, if you find the word "sexy" offensive
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"Aur Vaise Bhi, Sharafat ki jab kapde utarti hai, sabse zyaada mazaa shareefon ko hi aati hai"....(From The Dirty Picture)
Warning !! SCAM ALERT !!
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=4169 & http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=1379
This is a Useful Health related Tip
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3865
Please visit
http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php for some interesting Information ! (Especially 009.005 )
No doubt you are a desi.................
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Orginally posted by Ottawa_Nerd
Duh Cheryl, you used "obscene words" like fantasizing and jacking off (You better repent ! This site is frequented by noble folks...)
.. It is my humble duty to point this out
Afterall as was mentioned before
"What use is my knowledge and culture if I dont raise my voice when such OBSCENE stuff are being dished out"
Maybe you should go and take a look at this thread
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3828
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 17-09-04 07:30:20
You might be a desi, if you date x# of persons and then go for an arranged marriage !
You might be a desi, if you try to scam others the "AMWAAAY" or "QUIXTAR" way
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"Aur Vaise Bhi, Sharafat ki jab kapde utarti hai, sabse zyaada mazaa shareefon ko hi aati hai"....(From The Dirty Picture)
Warning !! SCAM ALERT !!
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=4169 & http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=1379
This is a Useful Health related Tip
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3865
Please visit
http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php for some interesting Information ! (Especially 009.005 )
I have started feeling that we desis might be the only breed on this planet now! Hardly anything is left for others to do - unless the jews, the russians, the italians, the chinese, the philipinos, the french, the this, the thats also call their breed 'desi' in their own language.
Chandresh
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Chandresh
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