>I think u guys are all bad at kissing. So why dont u take a tutorial
from
>these Profs on what they think about Kisses.
>
> Professors of different subjects define the same word different
ways.
>
> Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinite because two divided by
nothing.
>
> Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two
lips.
>
> Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
> expansion of the heart.
>
> Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between
> two hearts.
>
> Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of>unisexual
salivary
> bacteria.
>
> Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
> muscles in the state of contraction.
>
> Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
>
> Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when
> returned.
>
> Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is
> always higher than the supply.
>
> Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends
on
> the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
>
> Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child,
ecstasy
> for the youth and homage for the old.
>
> Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction;it
> is more common than proper; it is spoken in
the
> plural and it is applicable to all
>
> Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined
> variable
>
> Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond
> between the two dynamic objects.
>

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